ha.ha.ha.

These jokes were printed in my local paper.......


How many black men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, black men will screw anything.

What's black and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What did a black guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What do you call a mob of black people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a bunch of black guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call a black man in court?
The lawyer.

How do you stop five black guys from raping a black woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

How did the black boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
He walked in and payed for it.

Did you find these jokes racist? Did you find them offensive? Would it matter to you that I changed all the 'blacks' from 'whites'? Are the jokes below considered to be in better taste now? Would it matter what color I am and would it matter if I used the opposite color for the jokes?
Please continue to read...

How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
He walked in and payed for it.

This is the REAL list of jokes printed on-line at my local paper. What do you think? Racist or not?